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By Eric V.
They say size doesn’t matter unless, of course, you happen to be an Olympic ski jumper.
Throughout the history of competition, from a little Vaseline under the brim of your baseball cap to steroids and blood doping, athletes have sought a competitive edge, but these high-flying Olympians may have just taken the cake.
According to German publication Bild, Olympic ski jumpers have been injecting their penises with cosmetic filler in an effort to fly just a little farther.
Last month, a report in the German paper Bild suggested that male athletes were injecting the filler into their genitalia ahead of their ski jumping suit fittings. https://t.co/AAmfahHZZv
— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 5, 2026
From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. https://t.co/cFW4v25jm0
— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 5, 2026
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